Bradisms

Our friend Brad comes and visits when he's home from school (so like every six months).  He keeps us up on the lingo:

"I got shredded like a parking ticket!"

"Tell 'em to go back to ugly island."

"Oh,  you can't cuz you've gotta brush your cat's teeth?"

Previous ones:

"Don't hate."

"A whole lotta not smart going on."